Cycle of Rage Joy: DOT's New Cargo Bike Paves the Way to a Smaller Future

12:01 AM EDT on May 30, 2023

Does this cargo bike make me look fat?

It's a dream ride even if it doesn't ride like a dream.

The Department of Transportation has been testing a four-wheeled cargo bike that it intends to deploy later this summer on bike lane and other roadway projects that otherwise would require a full van — and the agency gave yours truly an exclusive look at the diminutive behemoth last week in Lower Manhattan.

First, the good news: It's narrow! At just 36 inches wide, this cargo bike fits completely inside a standard New York City bike lane and, as such, could set a new benchmark for how delivery companies like UPS and Amazon go about their business. (Indeed, UPS uses such cargo bikes in nicer places ... like Europe and Asia.)

The bad news: Bikes like this are not currently legal in New York City because state law doesn't allow for four-wheeled bikes (DOT is using this bike as a "test," so that's OK). Four-wheeled trucks polluting our lungs and congesting our roadways are just fine to state lawmakers, but not pedal-assist cargo bikes ... for now. As a result, companies like UPS don't use these vehicles in New York.

Nor can dry cleaners, nor plumbers, not other people making two or three deliveries at a time or carting around equipment.

The fun news: I got to ride it — though "ride" is not really the right word.

Spotted! In the wild! pic.twitter.com/X1aVeRFDPR

Even with its battery-powered pedal assist and even unloaded, this cargo bike rides more like a truck — to me it felt like those times when you rent a U-Haul because she kept the house and you have to move across town. Driving one of those after a life of bikes and tiny sedans is like becoming a long-haul truck driver.

But once you get up to speed, the bike maneuvers nicely and is clearly a superior alternative to big trucks and vans that are clogging the streets. And with a top speed of just 12 miles per hour, any crashes will likely cause far more damage to people or property.

At $20,000 apiece, they're a steal (the agency is hoping for bulk discounts if this test works out).

The test will continue over the next year to determine exactly how useful these kinds of vehicles will be for the DOT. Insiders say the biggest challenge will be learning how much equipment can be loaded into the cargo bike, and how many hours it can operate between charges (only one set of replacement batteries is in the cargo hold). The other challenge will be getting DOT workers to agree to use a cargo bike instead of a van (some people feel safer inside big metal boxes that can go really fast, so for now, the DOT says it will seek volunteers who want to be part of the future ... and get a little exercise on the job).

Last thing: the agency wants you to help name this machine (though our staff's nomination was not even countenanced). Voting continues through Tuesday:

What should we name our electric, pedal assist cargo bike?

Dave Colon is the correct answer here

Educated at the Sorbonne and the Yale School of Drama, Gersh Kuntzman is obviously not the person being described here. We're talking about tabloid legend Gersh Kuntzman, who has been with New York newspapers since 1989, including stints at the New York Daily News, the Post, the Brooklyn Paper and even a cup of coffee with the Times. He's also the writer and producer of "Murder at the Food Coop," which was a hit at the NYC Fringe Festival in 2016, and "SUV: The Musical" in 2007. Email Gersh at [email protected]

Admit it, we look marvelous.

ALBANY — "They are putting every barrier in our way to not have to face us directly and look us in the eye and then make an unconscionable decision. This is Albany at its worst," said Amy Cohen.

Citi Bike could become even more popular if the MTA figured out a way to integrate it with the OMNY pay system.

Ironically, one of the most dangerous roadways — East Gun Hill Road — is in the district of the Assembly Speaker who reportedly opposes Sammy's Law.

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